The luminous ninja night

Once upon a time in a land named Japan a family of ninjas lived in a village named Tokyo.
One day the mother ninja said to her daughter that she needed to deliver a pack of surikens to her gradmother who lived alone in the sewers.
Take these weapons and deliver them but be very carefull not to wander to the sewers because teenage mutant ninja turtles live there and they might eat you.
So the little ninja in order to be as stealthy as possible putted a black hood and began her way there.
One her way she saw a werewolf and the werewolf asked the little hooded ninja girl where she was going.
The little girl answered: You ask where i am going? Well i am going to kill you! And with a back flip she unleased her sword and cutted the werewolf into 3,000,000 pieces and then burned them with a flamethrower and burried them in silver dust.
The girl then continued her way and arrived to the grandmothers cave, but the grandmother looked different.
Why is your ears not there asked the little hooded girl?
Because i am deaf answered grandmother.
And why does your mouth has no teeth asked the little hooded girl?
Because i am toothless and old answered the grandmother.
And why are you green and have a shell in your back?
Because i will eat you said grandmother who turned into a teenage mutant ninja turtle and swallowed the little hooded girl. But at that time AXE-COP(http://axecop.com/) wandered outside the cave and saw what happened, so he ate some pinetree leafs and became pinokio, now he could enter the mouth of the turtle and free the little ninja girl who was actually Gepeto his father.
So after freeing Gepeto,they traveled to their stone house because the straw and wooden one were destroyed and were married and happily ever after.